Mark Zuckerberg did not go to Washington to testify unready: He wore a suit, he brought his notes, and, it’s safe to assume, he logged hours of prep time. Somewhere along the line, that preparation must have included someone taking Zuckerberg aside and advising him to address each questioner by his or her title as much as humanly possible. Zuckerberg did as he was told, as you can see in this video.

29 thoughts on “Senator, They Told Mark Zuckerberg He Should Say “Senator” Before Every Statement

  1. // By IcedartGamez
    // No Compiler used, excuse little errors with placements
    // Code to make Zucc say the right thing
    // NOT COMPLEX AT ALL( NO UI)

    import java.util.*;
    Public Class ZuccDatabase{
    Private String gender, titles[];
    Private int status;

    Public void ZuccDatabase(String g, int s, int l){
    gender = g;
    status = s;
    titles[] = {"Senator", "Congressman", "Congresswoman"};
    }

    Public String getTitle(){
    String reply;
    if(status == 1){
    if(gender.equals("Male"))
    reply = titles[1];
    else if(gender.equals("Female"))
    reply = titles[2];
    } //First if Closing Bracket
    else
    reply = titles[0]
    } // Method closer

    Public void zuccResponse(){
    System.out.println(this.getTitle());
    }
    }

  2. And you wonder why your government sits on their asses all day getting a snail's pace done? Cause they make everyone waste time with this retarded titles. They are talking to one fucking guy and they waste an entire minute on a single formality process. You pay them to sit on their ass and think they are some nobility meant to rule the people who pay them.

  3. +SLATE – You might have fun doing a montage video on how many times he said, “We need to follow up on that,” “We will follow up on that,” “I will follow up on this,” etc. I noticed those sentences stood out strongly on the 1st day in particular. Also, “in general,” “basically,” “somewhat,” and other legal escape type terms like those, obviously prompted by his legal team. Not to mention, he isn’t / wasn’t aware or had / has knowledge of…

  4. ZUCKER IS A GUTLESS LYING WIMP, NO HONOR NO BACKBONE. THIS LIBERAL PILE OF SHIT NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED, AND FACEBOOK BROKEN UP. ZUCKER IS OBAMA'S BITCH BOY, YOU REALLY THINK HE WILL TELL THE TRUTH???

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